that's cthulhu

muscles

muscles

fishing

mission

return

arts and crafts

busy wizard

house

hostage

steve

parkour

chomp

trophy

fetish

bandaid

Smart Phone

knife fight

fashion

voyeur

spicy

reaching

lost

Teen Spy

child

ihop

plotz

good

form

papers

superhero

debate 2012

soda

attack ad

catch

gulp

gun

bath

science

high noon

soccer

imagine

ping pong

skateboarding

to do

long term

pie

koolaid

frog

prophet

puppy

chimp

marriage

gas

sky

glory

needs

eeeee

gregor

sign

hood

pants

mom help

the man has an erection at a time when he should not have one

Ooooooool' uncle slops

Kiss him!

actually it is, yes

it's like a coin purse, or just a regular purse

A magestic vagina

I'm not even sure fluffers are real

Ugh

Ommmmmmm *hngh*

Augh augh

The great frat in the sky

Selfless frat boy

zibzob loves his cat

The Queen likes all of the wieners

I have not read the bible but I imagine it is like this

Star light, star bright

All of you all

JESUS GOD, NO. NO. NO.

pow pow pow

sacrifices must be made to attain glory

can't have a stinky baby

ta-da!

this is what the movie 'fearless' was originally about

Ghost mom, you're embarrassing me!

Too many daps

zeros across the board

whump whump whump whump whump

*cough*

ew ew ew ew ew

Put those organs in there

Life does not go on forever

Charles is dead now

it is true

fluffy puppy dickens

um, aaaa

just like in all of those movies

frrtt

ha ha ha huhhhhgh

You did this too

It's true

The regular eagle just wants to see you succeed

I FUCKING LOVE MY BRO MOM BRO

Goku, bro

good dogs eat the poop

that's a thing about ducks

And I dunno, Alf. Alf is in the movie?

the other arm says "THERE ARE A LOT OF FACTORS TO CONSIDER"

I WANT IT I WANT IT I WANT IT

sick tramp

Also you're dying

Now is it bigger than a truck? Nobody knows

:-(

I HATE BIRDS

S O C O O L

nature does not care

I'm not gonna lie to you, it's gross

Deep dickin'

Eagle, more like PEEgle

Two sort of offensive strips in a row *fistpump*

Don't make me fire a third round, sir

Oh heck eh

Heh. Heh. Heh. heh

Open your fucking ears! I said I have a real bad tummy ache!

Sometimes things work out for the best

These penises are badly water damaged

Hnnnn...*sob*

bugs

MY DICK, BRO

So sick

AaaaaaaaAAAA

That is what a taint is, in my art

The joke is that the nerd character is monstrously evil

Welp, seeya later!

Seriously though thanks for touching my dick.

:|

HN

Those darn fingers are too small, darn it!

Make my skeleton kiss me on my skinlips

All work and no play makes Jon a dull boy

Alternate jokes: Roast Bleef, Slalamli, Tlurkey Breast

I don't even know that I have a tongue yet

Who doesn't want a slippery butt. Get that butt as slippery as you can, please.

Typical!

Mission Control check out my dick

kick kick kick kick kick awk awwwkk kick

So uh uh you know uh

It's Basil!

love those dads

Ssssssssssssssshoot

Barfin' Lady

Initializing

And your purse and lipstick and stuff

Right?

Dookie

X _ X

Eat that neck

Local artist commits suicide

chirp

The slimy thing is called that because it is slimy

Take that butt right off

Bzzzzzzzzzzz Bzzz bzzz bzz

Hhhhhhhhh heh ha hhh gh ghhhh

Beep boop don't be a homo beep

Us guys here in space. Spaceguys.

:I

Once upon a time, there was a murderhole

Lady, seriously?

This is a real thing

Gonna do it

Haha! Ha! Hahaha!

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The complex derivative guys are given AAA ratings then surprised that they still sink. Today's News:

Constantly expanding: Buttercup Festival 3-308

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Later they go out for dinner. He stares in the distance while she happily scrolls through instagram. Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The better video games get the less plausible making peace with the nature of things seems. Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: There, now Nate Silver can stop arguing with everyone on twitter. Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Was reading a book that pointed out that everything kid understands the idea of 'that's mine,' but has to be taught 'that's yours' Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Sadly, the patreon subscriber ideas were all better than mine. Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Max Tegmark is reading this in his office, shaking his fist and shouting 'Weinersmith!' Today's News:

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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I'm not saying you should do this, only that it'd be awesome. Today's News:

Super glue: Buttercup Festival 3-307 Dec 16th, 2024 IF YOU WANT TO BUY PRINTS, they are still available – AND they make fantastic holiday or just-after-holiday presents. Ignore whatever nonsense you may encounter when following one of the “buy this print” links on individual comic pages. I’m gonna need to go back and fix all those links individually, but in the mean time just use this link and then manually enter the number or URL of the comic you want. Simple!

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Don't you all use the SSMS trick at once or it'll stop being offputting. Today's News:

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about ← previousDecember 16th, 2024next December 16th, 2024: Delhi was great - I met so many interesting and enthusiastic readers, and had food that was so delicious it ruined me for other foods. Thank you Delhi Comic Con for an amazing trip! – Ryan

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Honestly whenever I hear someone has been murdered I just assume it was one of them. How would you know? Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: All of these are of course just subsets of the sole story category, which is Ape Struggled And Was Thereby Changed. Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Everyone is a utilitarian until being a utilitarian is low utility. Today's News:

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Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Suddenly wondering if THIS is the one that gets me that hatemail I've wanted all these years. Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Someday, long after the robots have won, they will find this comic and not laugh because that is not a thing they do. Today's News:

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about ← previousDecember 11th, 2024next December 11th, 2024: Delhi was great - I met so many interesting and enthusiastic readers, and had food that was so delicious it ruined me for other foods. Thank you Delhi Comic Con for an amazing trip! – Ryan

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Oh you thought you saw something in panel 4? You got a dirty mind. Today's News:

Oh wow: Buttercup Festival 3-306

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Tradition is whatever had just faded when I was 12. Today's News:

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about ← previousDecember 9th, 2024next December 9th, 2024: Today I'm coming back from Delhi Comics Con that happened over the weekend! So a) hopefully my AUTOMATED BACKEND continues to work and posted this comic properly and b) hopefully I saw you there?? – Ryan

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Saint-derived nutritional supplements are also popular. Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Constructing the 30,000-tone language for Anne was more challenging. Today's News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: On the other hand, lately I have a real fondness for conspiracy theories that don't involve politics. Today's News:

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Awesome! Buttercup Festival 3-305 Dec 2nd, 2024 Way back in 2003 I produced a mini-comic called An Island People Go To starring the Buttercup Festival guy, with less funny than whimsy, full of landscapes drawn from photos of my early adventures in the English Lake District. The paper copies sold out two decades ago, but a scan of my own copy is now available on Patreon in PDF format, either as a bonus post for the mid- and top-tier supporters, or as a one-time purchase.

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about ← previousDecember 2nd, 2024next December 2nd, 2024: Today I am happy to share not just ONE new Dinosaur Comic, but one million of 'em! Jan has written ten base comics such that they are DESIGNED to be sliced up and reshuffled, producing one million possible combinations of new strips. And then they went even further to add in title text for 'em too! So please enjoy this million comics, I think they are: super rad! And now I can [more]

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about ← previousNovember 29th, 2024next November 29th, 2024: Today I am happy to share not just ONE new Dinosaur Comic, but one million of 'em! Jan has written ten base comics such that they are DESIGNED to be sliced up and reshuffled, producing one million possible combinations of new strips. And then they went even further to add in title text for 'em too! So please enjoy this million comics, I think they are: super rad! And now I c [more]

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about ← previousNovember 27th, 2024next November 27th, 2024: Today I am happy to share not just ONE new Dinosaur Comic, but one million of 'em! Jan has written ten base comics such that they are DESIGNED to be sliced up and reshuffled, producing one million possible combinations of new strips. And then they went even further to add in title text for 'em too! So please enjoy this million comics, I think they are: super rad! And now I c [more]

Still spinning: Buttercup Festival 3-304 Nov 25th, 2024 If you’d like to give the gift of Buttercup Festival this holiday season, you can use this link to buy a print of any Series 2 or 3 comic. The links below comics aren’t working at the moment, and will take you to a page that says the prints are unavaialble – but it’s a dirty rotten lie and don’t you believe it. Just use this link and manually enter the number or URL of the comic you want. You can also give a gift Patreon subscription, grant [more]

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Old man: Buttercup Festival 3-303 Prints, original art, patreon – see www.buttercupfestival.com

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Leaves: Buttercup Festival 3-302 Shirts! Prints! Original art! And hundreds more comics in the archive! See: www.buttercupfestival.com

Well: Buttercup Festival 3-301 Latest on Patreon Oct 30th: Halloween sketchbook grab-bag Nov 4th, 2024 To all my American readers of voting age: I voted for Harris, and I hope you will too. I really can’t wait to sit with our two daughters and watch the inauguration of the first woman U.S. President. No candidate is perfect, and in some ways she is far from it, but she gives us the best chance for a sane, green, and free future.

So quiet: Buttercup Festival 3-300 Oct 28, 2024 Hey all. As of me writing this right now, there is an open postcard tier slot on Patreon. Act fast if you want to get in on the October mailing!

Gumballs: Buttercup Festival 3-299

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The birds: Buttercup Festival 3-298 Buttercup Festival by David Troupes

Color: Buttercup Festival 3-297 See website for originals and prints: www.buttercupfestival.com Latest on Patreon Oct 3rd: Early fall watercolors

My song: Buttercup Festival 3-296

New flame: Buttercup Festival 3-295 Latest on Patreon Sept 23rd: New illustration: Ruth in the kitchen

Crickets: Buttercup Festival 3-294 Sept 16th 2024 When summer ends it’s the crickets I miss the most.

That storm: Buttercup Festival 3-293

Baking: Buttercup Festival 3-292

Tired: Buttercup Festival 3-291 Aug 26th 2024 The swamps are getting their first spritzes of autumn, the crane flies are flopping around, and one of the Patreon postcard slots has become available if you’re interested on getting in on the August mailout. Not only do you get a handwritten color postcard in the mail each month, you also get access to dozens of bonus material posts, including the recent summer pen & ink sketchbook. Also, in what has got to be some kind of “late to the party” world [more]

Invention: Buttercup Festival 3-290

Kite-surfing: Buttercup Festival 3-289 Latest on Patreon Aug 11th: Flower garden watercolors

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Hey again!! Don't worry, I'm sure in five years or so I'll get a hankering to do these again, but for now, I feel like it's nice to leave it here :3 I wanted to make sure I did at least ten years of these, and they were definitely a fun and eventful ten years. I published seven graphic novels and founded a games studio with my spouse Tony, releasing both Scarlet Hollow (up to episode 4, episode 5 is still in the works!) and Slay the Princess. I'm so happy that people have been enjoying what we'v [more]

Another year, another Hourly Comics Day!

Hourly Comics Day will once again be upon us this coming Wednesday (Feb 1st), so I'm getting caught up on posting so I can put up the comics for 2023 once they're done!   To all those who participate, good luck out there o7

Uploading chunks of little comics I've done over the past few years! Here are the hourlies from 2021~ I couldn't find any hourlies I did for hourly comic day 2020 so I must have skipped that year, which makes sense, I was on a horrific crunch to finish The Crossroads At Midnight at the time. And then the pandemic hit :,)

My spouse and I started a game studio together AND released the first episode of our horror game, Scarlet Hollow, for FREE over on Steam! Which means Tony has now entered the life of a creative professional, a cursed life where no accomplishment will ever be enough to fill the hungering void within. Anyway, we're running a Kickstarter right now to fund the next six episodes!! Feel free to stop by and take a look if you're interested~

This is a comic I drew on a livestream! It was a 90-minute challenge, so forgive me if it's weird, haha. I've started streaming somewhat regularly over on twitch, just taking digital sketch requests until I can get a webcam rigged up for traditional drawing. I'll be doing more streaming today, starting in about 15 minutes (11:30amEST) and going until...?? And if I hit 200 followers today (we're only about 20 away, so that's pretty likely), I'll do another one of these random word pair comics! [more]

Classic Cat Moves ONLY FOUR DAYS REMAIN in the Spoons plush Kickstarter! If you've been waiting to back, now's the time! There are some very nice pins, as well.... AND you can now get the opossum plush, too!! So come on down to the Spoons (the cat) The Plush Kickstarter and GET you some PLUSHES

A couple little comics about my beloved pets today~ This is the first comic to feature Nubs! He's an axolotl with two arms on one side and I love him very much. PS-- The Spoons (the cat) the Plush Kickstarter is in its FINAL FIVE DAYS. The campaign will wrap up next Wednesday morning, so if you're interested in a plush, back now or forever hold your peace.

A rich story indeed. PS, THE SPOONS KICKSTARTER is in its FINAL WEEK! We still have over $9k to go til we hit goal, so if you're after a cute plush or pins, toss a couple dollars Kickstarter way, aye? There are also some very sleek pins.... Anyway, check it out!!

My roommates are working from home, so now they see me in my true goblin form. CLICK HERE to check out the Spoons (the cat) The Plush Kickstarter! CLICK HERE to go to the JSPH store and buy a book/pin/possum plush/WHAT HAVE YOU! The Spoons plush is, in all honesty, amazing and I love it. Even though it's a cartoony design, it still makes me do a double-take when I see it out of the corner of my eye because I think it's Spoons. There's even a tier where you can [more]

whoa

whoa

bang bang bang ban gb ang

Yay, hooray

Baby

Boogers

Don't be scared

yay

we're dogs!

no dad

butt

he ain't

design school is hard

all us cowboys got problems at home

sigh

muggghhh

i know lots of stuff about space

yea.

they both know about that

hard work pays off

climb the ladder

im going to

fuck you

clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap

really, really great

Shakespeare did everything

It is a good lesson

Dating is fun

The corners. . .that other part. . .

I definitely do. For sure.

aaaa

dad no

haha, no, i guess it's not

it's not dillinger

ha ha

Shooooooooot

Whoa, bro.

too cute to shoot

you know what stuff i mean

the rug is lava

koff! koff! koff! koff!

too many skeletons

but there are plenty of other fish in the sea!

what an honour

Pinecones

Bird Problems

A Bear

Cursed

Super Fun

Hahaha

Kissss

Inside This Box

Crocodile Tears

Turnips Forever

Many Wonders

This Is You

A Scott C Homage

Hold On

Bad News

Fun Day

SCS2

Greenbeard Returns

Wooo

Dungeon

The President is a Bird

Well, Great

Sasquatch's Big Day

The Sink

Frog Prank

He Is Very Large

Aaaaaa

Greenbeard

Late

Forn

A Sad Bear

Huntin'

Swimhole

Ambition

Anxiety

Jeez

Childhood Memories

The Meanest Professor

Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat

Mating Calls

No Cure

Woooofffff...

Feathered Poop

Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark

Oh God Oh No

Forgiveness

Put'Em There

Mrs. Zeke

Cowboys

He Is Into Breasts

Rich Man

All Up In

An Angry Bee

Whoooaaaa

Where'd They Go

Dang!

Flppllp

Self Confidence Skeleton

A Threesome

Thanks

Struttin'

Sad Comic

Plane Crash

Pressure

We Gon' Eat Ya

Terrible News