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Crafts

arts and crafts

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Eulogy

the man has an erection at a time when he should not have one

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Races

Ooooooool' uncle slops

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Where

actually it is, yes

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Stretch

it's like a coin purse, or just a regular purse

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Moulting

A magestic vagina

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Fluffer

I'm not even sure fluffers are real

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Initiation

The great frat in the sky

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Sacrifice

Selfless frat boy

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Superpowers

zibzob loves his cat

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Queen

The Queen likes all of the wieners

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Heaven

I have not read the bible but I imagine it is like this

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Wish

Star light, star bright

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Revenge

All of you all

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Misery

JESUS GOD, NO. NO. NO.

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Death Zone

sacrifices must be made to attain glory

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Changed

can't have a stinky baby

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Opportunity

this is what the movie 'fearless' was originally about

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Spirit

Ghost mom, you're embarrassing me!

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D.T.D

Too many daps

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Questionnaire

zeros across the board

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Dignity

whump whump whump whump whump

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Grody

ew ew ew ew ew

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Organs

Put those organs in there

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Kill

Life does not go on forever

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Charles

Charles is dead now

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Surgery

it is true

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Symbols

fluffy puppy dickens

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Mansion

just like in all of those movies

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Spit Take

ha ha ha huhhhhgh

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Back Seat

You did this too

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Crime

It's true

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Freudian

The regular eagle just wants to see you succeed

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Coconut

I FUCKING LOVE MY BRO MOM BRO

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Conscience

good dogs eat the poop

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Ducks

that's a thing about ducks

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Crossover

And I dunno, Alf. Alf is in the movie?

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Exam

the other arm says "THERE ARE A LOT OF FACTORS TO CONSIDER"

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Technique

I WANT IT I WANT IT I WANT IT

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Tramp

sick tramp

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Apocalypse

Also you're dying

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Amazing

Now is it bigger than a truck? Nobody knows

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Tattoo

I HATE BIRDS

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Jungle Explorer

nature does not care

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Favor

I'm not gonna lie to you, it's gross

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Whoa Man (Guest Strip)

Eagle, more like PEEgle

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Beat It

Two sort of offensive strips in a row *fistpump*

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Subdue

Don't make me fire a third round, sir

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Neckbeard

Heh. Heh. Heh. heh

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Got Me

Open your fucking ears! I said I have a real bad tummy ache!

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Saved

Sometimes things work out for the best

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Hoarder

These penises are badly water damaged

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Dumped

Hnnnn...*sob*

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Floaters

AaaaaaaaAAAA

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Art Show

That is what a taint is, in my art

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X-Ray

The joke is that the nerd character is monstrously evil

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Really Nice Time

Welp, seeya later!

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Flattered

Seriously though thanks for touching my dick.

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Super Tiny

Those darn fingers are too small, darn it!

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Procedure

Make my skeleton kiss me on my skinlips

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Horror Comics

All work and no play makes Jon a dull boy

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Sadwich

Alternate jokes: Roast Bleef, Slalamli, Tlurkey Breast

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Surly Baby

I don't even know that I have a tongue yet

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Reasons

Who doesn't want a slippery butt. Get that butt as slippery as you can, please.

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Teens

Typical!

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Black Hole

Mission Control check out my dick

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Defense

kick kick kick kick kick awk awwwkk kick

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Hockey

So uh uh you know uh

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Basilisk

It's Basil!

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Father's Day

love those dads

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Honour

Ssssssssssssssshoot

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M'Lady

Barfin' Lady

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Vitamins

And your purse and lipstick and stuff

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Bug Call

Eat that neck

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Portrait

Local artist commits suicide

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Digestion

The slimy thing is called that because it is slimy

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Butt Touches

Take that butt right off

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Masters

Bzzzzzzzzzzz Bzzz bzzz bzz

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Shy Doctor

Hhhhhhhhh heh ha hhh gh ghhhh

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The Singularity

Beep boop don't be a homo beep

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Moon

Us guys here in space. Spaceguys.

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Short Story

Once upon a time, there was a murderhole

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Fifi

Lady, seriously?

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Donor

This is a real thing

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Finally!!!

Haha! Ha! Hahaha!

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Security

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: WELL, the freaks on patreon felt that the word 'using' was a little ambiguous. Today's News:

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The fall: Buttercup Festival 3-324

The fall: Buttercup Festival 3-324

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - If then

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I hereby release this to any introductory logic professor who isn't a coward. Today's News:

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the GALL to complain about YOUR house when stomping on someone else's!! T-REX WHAT ARE YOU DOING

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about ← previousApril 14th, 2025next April 14th, 2025: As you can see I have considered this matter deeply!! – Ryan

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Sci

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Have I told you about my Pop Sci extravaganza A City on Mars? Today's News:

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Virtue

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: This is one of those rare places where after talking to practitioners I had my perspective deeply changed. Perhaps you will too? Today's News:

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Wellllll

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I just pretend to be Ryan North. Today's News:

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yond dinosaur comics

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about ← previousApril 11th, 2025next April 11th, 2025: It's a whole productive class of locative adverbs! Okay maybe not productive... YET?? – Ryan

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Last Rights

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Sadly, later nobody digs up his corpse. Today's News:

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Forever

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Oh no I can't feel pain! What a nightmare! Today's News:

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the fine arts are named from when someone suggests you go to a gallery and you say "eugh, FINE"

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about ← previousApril 9th, 2025next April 9th, 2025: EXCITING MUFFIN UPDATE: I threw out the last 4 (OF TWENTY FOUR) and instead made new ones that are not disgusting! They're actually good! I gotta say: these muffins are WAY better. I've still got it (after briefly losing it.) – Ryan

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ilium

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Finally, giving people the long passages from Pope's Iliad they yearn for as punchlines. Today's News:

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Here it comes: Buttercup Festival 3-323

Here it comes: Buttercup Festival 3-323 How’s everyone doing out there in rainy spring land? Just noticed the first of the skunk cabbages coming up this weekend. Latest on Patreon Mar 30th: New poem: The Sound Mar 25th: More guinea fowl

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Battriangulation

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The good news is that it'll also increase lottery ticket sales. Today's News:

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to be fair, what IS a naruto

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about ← previousApril 7th, 2025next April 7th, 2025: Hi friends, some personal news: I'm still working through those muffins >:( – Ryan

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Bing Bong

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Sometimes the votey panel is funnier than the comic, and it makes me cry. Today's News:

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Humourous

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: All natural, in the sense of not having been made in a particle accelerator. Today's News:

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Yup

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: There's a whole genre of robots taking selfies next to sterilized planets. Today's News:

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it's-a me, foodborne illnessio

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ritual

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Later, Satan decides to call in sick on summoning day. Today's News:

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Actually

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Playing video games BY DEFINITION uses fewer resources than experiencing reality. Today's News:

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Blocked

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writing is easy, for example, if someone is super freaking out so much it makes you say "sheesh" you can just have them say "i am super freaking out, sheesh" and call it a day

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about ← previousApril 2nd, 2025next April 2nd, 2025: SORRY, SORRY, IT'S FREAKING *ME* OUT TOO – Ryan

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Genre

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Epically would have also worked. Today's News:

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Signpost: Buttercup Festival 3-322

Signpost: Buttercup Festival 3-322 Latest on Patreon Mar 30th: New poem: The Sound

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Scrooge

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Why doesn't he care about this 100th great grandson, living on Alpha Centauri? Is he a bastard? Today's News:

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Plant

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: We can also do a 'kid salad' tree with every limb representing a different phenotype! Today's News:

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Theory

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Or maybe Queen Elizabeth did it all, especially after she was dead. Today's News:

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Bean

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Shouting BLOOOOOOOD is similarly frustrating. Today's News:

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dracula and the case of the undocumented API endpoint

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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Book

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Rule of thumb: you're only allowed to give tedious interviews of process if your book is unreadable modern literary fiction about people coming to terms with something or other. Today's News:

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in this comic, batman fights some really spectacular crime, but instead of seeing that, you get to see dinosaurs discuss it instead! i know that sounds worse but i promise it's NOT

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about ← previousMarch 26th, 2025next March 26th, 2025: Batman truly is one of the greatest bat-themed men of all time!! – Ryan

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Dream a little dream, be free

celtadri: Dream a little dream, be free

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A visit: Buttercup Festival 3-32

A visit: Buttercup Festival 3-32 originals, prints, patreon: www.buttercupfestival.com

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just plane crazy

archive - contact - sexy exciting merchandise - search - about ← previousMarch 24th, 2025next March 24th, 2025: Thanks for everyone for coming out to the event at The Beguiling on Wednesday! I'M ASSUMING HERE THAT PEOPLE ACTUALLY DID, HOPEFULLY SO, SINCERELY, PAST RYAN – Ryan

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Up a tree: Buttercup Festival 3-320

Up a tree: Buttercup Festival 3-320 www.buttercupfestival.com

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Dinner time: Buttercup Festival 3-319

Dinner time: Buttercup Festival 3-319

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0 Percent Chance

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Snowflake

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Discourse: Buttercup Festival 3-318 Latest on Patreon Mar 1st: A tall tree Feb 26th: Watercolor & mixed media: sunlit rocks, one guinea fowl, and some trees

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Bubbled

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Ditty

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Take the bait: Buttercup Festival 3-317

Take the bait: Buttercup Festival 3-317 www.buttercupfestival.com

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Emerging: Buttercup Festival 3-316

Emerging: Buttercup Festival 3-316 Latest on Patreon Jan 28th: January pen & ink sketchbook

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Tough beans: Buttercup Festival 3-314

Tough beans: Buttercup Festival 3-314

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Mood: Buttercup Festival 3-313

Mood: Buttercup Festival 3-313 Latest on Patreon Jan 18th: New illustration!

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The other side: Buttercup Festival 3-312

The other side: Buttercup Festival 3-312 Latest on Patreon Jan 18th: New illustration!

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The last few: Buttercup Festival 3-311

The last few: Buttercup Festival 3-311 www.buttercupfestival.com

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Winter brook: Buttercup Festival 3-310

Winter brook: Buttercup Festival 3-310 Latest on Patreon Dec 29th: Two watercolors and some thoughts for the end of a year

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It’s almost got me: Buttercup Festival 3-309

It’s almost got me: Buttercup Festival 3-309 Dec 30th, 2024 The same day I drew this strip my wife went out and bought a set of spoons, so the joke is on me I guess. Latest on Patreon Dec 29th: A watercolor and some thoughts for the end of a year

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Constantly expanding: Buttercup Festival 3-308

Constantly expanding: Buttercup Festival 3-308

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Super glue: Buttercup Festival 3-307

Super glue: Buttercup Festival 3-307 Dec 16th, 2024 IF YOU WANT TO BUY PRINTS, they are still available – AND they make fantastic holiday or just-after-holiday presents. Ignore whatever nonsense you may encounter when following one of the “buy this print” links on individual comic pages. I’m gonna need to go back and fix all those links individually, but in the mean time just use this link and then manually enter the number or URL of the comic you want. Simple!

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Oh wow: Buttercup Festival 3-306

Oh wow: Buttercup Festival 3-306

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Invasion

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Clicked

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The Hare and the Tortoise

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Us

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Turn That Frown

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Hourly Comics Day 2024

Hey again!! Don't worry, I'm sure in five years or so I'll get a hankering to do these again, but for now, I feel like it's nice to leave it here :3 I wanted to make sure I did at least ten years of these, and they were definitely a fun and eventful ten years. I published seven graphic novels and founded a games studio with my spouse Tony, releasing both Scarlet Hollow (up to episode 4, episode 5 is still in the works!) and Slay the Princess. I'm so happy that people have been enjoying what we'v [more]

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Hourly Comics Day 2023

Another year, another Hourly Comics Day!

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Hourly Comics Day 2022

Hourly Comics Day will once again be upon us this coming Wednesday (Feb 1st), so I'm getting caught up on posting so I can put up the comics for 2023 once they're done!   To all those who participate, good luck out there o7

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Hourly Comics Day 2021

Uploading chunks of little comics I've done over the past few years! Here are the hourlies from 2021~ I couldn't find any hourlies I did for hourly comic day 2020 so I must have skipped that year, which makes sense, I was on a horrific crunch to finish The Crossroads At Midnight at the time. And then the pandemic hit :,)

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Welcome to the life of a professional creative

My spouse and I started a game studio together AND released the first episode of our horror game, Scarlet Hollow, for FREE over on Steam! Which means Tony has now entered the life of a creative professional, a cursed life where no accomplishment will ever be enough to fill the hungering void within. Anyway, we're running a Kickstarter right now to fund the next six episodes!! Feel free to stop by and take a look if you're interested~

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Random Word Pair Comic from a Livestream

This is a comic I drew on a livestream! It was a 90-minute challenge, so forgive me if it's weird, haha. I've started streaming somewhat regularly over on twitch, just taking digital sketch requests until I can get a webcam rigged up for traditional drawing. I'll be doing more streaming today, starting in about 15 minutes (11:30amEST) and going until...?? And if I hit 200 followers today (we're only about 20 away, so that's pretty likely), I'll do another one of these random word pair comics! [more]

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Such Cruelty

Classic Cat Moves ONLY FOUR DAYS REMAIN in the Spoons plush Kickstarter! If you've been waiting to back, now's the time! There are some very nice pins, as well.... AND you can now get the opossum plush, too!! So come on down to the Spoons (the cat) The Plush Kickstarter and GET you some PLUSHES

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The Pets

A couple little comics about my beloved pets today~ This is the first comic to feature Nubs! He's an axolotl with two arms on one side and I love him very much. PS-- The Spoons (the cat) the Plush Kickstarter is in its FINAL FIVE DAYS. The campaign will wrap up next Wednesday morning, so if you're interested in a plush, back now or forever hold your peace.

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Gwent (the card game) The Video Game

A rich story indeed. PS, THE SPOONS KICKSTARTER is in its FINAL WEEK! We still have over $9k to go til we hit goal, so if you're after a cute plush or pins, toss a couple dollars Kickstarter way, aye? There are also some very sleek pins.... Anyway, check it out!!

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My roommates are working from home, they have entered my realm

My roommates are working from home, so now they see me in my true goblin form. CLICK HERE to check out the Spoons (the cat) The Plush Kickstarter! CLICK HERE to go to the JSPH store and buy a book/pin/possum plush/WHAT HAVE YOU! The Spoons plush is, in all honesty, amazing and I love it. Even though it's a cartoony design, it still makes me do a double-take when I see it out of the corner of my eye because I think it's Spoons. There's even a tier where you can [more]

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Bang

bang bang bang ban gb ang

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Give'er

Don't be scared

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Logic

we're dogs!

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Woes

design school is hard

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Duel Comics

all us cowboys got problems at home

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Cosmic Adventures

i know lots of stuff about space

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Brandon B made this

they both know about that

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Workout

hard work pays off

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Debate

climb the ladder

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And a three

clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap

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Just Super Good

really, really great

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Mean Prof 2

Shakespeare did everything

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Lesson

It is a good lesson

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The Entire Thing

The corners. . .that other part. . .

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For Sure

I definitely do. For sure.

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Languille

haha, no, i guess it's not

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Last Request

it's not dillinger

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Stuff

you know what stuff i mean

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Lava Rug

the rug is lava

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Too Dank

koff! koff! koff! koff!

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Barbarian Dick

too many skeletons

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The Call

but there are plenty of other fish in the sea!

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Not A Fan

A Scott C Homage

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President Bird

The President is a Bird

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Mean Professor

The Meanest Professor

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Pat Pat Pat

Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat

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The Joke Is Dogs

Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark

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Hidden

Where'd They Go

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